Quote of the Day

"I need an early refill on my Soma because some chick called me a crackhead and punched me in the face in the Walmart parking lot. All in front of my 9 year old daughter. I called the cops right away and they came right away and they already had her mugshot and asked me if that was her and I said yes and they arrested her and my neck is killing me all because this lady just hauled off and punched me in the face for no reason."